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Thursday, September 06, 2007

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By Brooke Fraser
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The Secret Life of Giles Norway

I'm doing this on Xanga because I feel like that's where it belongs. Not to mark Xanga as the lesser or vis versa, but you just tend to see these things on Xanga more often than others.

1. When I was 3 years old I fell out of a slow moving car. My mom almost ran over my head. Based on her eye witness account she claims I screamed, "Don't you ever do that again!"

2. I proof read all of my instant messages before sending them. I look more for content and grammar rather than spelling. My spelling is atrocious.

3. One summer, during high school, I cooked a Digiorno pizza in the microwave. The "Bake" option definitely doesn't work the same on a microwave.

4. I wore a pair of brown shorts for the entirety of Summer 2005 without washing them...not even once.

5. For as long as I can remember I've had the unique manarism of rubbing my nose with my finger tips, thus making a "flat tire/drum roll" sound. I've never heard of anyone else doing the same thing.

6. Because of #5, my fingers don't point straight up, they curve outwards, making a "V" or "W" shape, making my hands perfect for Wu-Tang/Weezer concerts, yet not so good for Roc-A-Fella events. I tend to make a spade rather than a diamond.

7. From the 1st to 4th grade, I would wear some of my t-shirts backwards because I liked the graphic on the back more than the front.

8. Around the same time, I had a habit of chewing holes into my t-shirts. This made my mom very upset.

9. When I'm eating out, I always order ginger ale. If they don't have it, I ask the server to mix Coke and Sprite (or Pepsi and Sierra Mist)

10. I'm allergic to peanuts, sea food, pollen, dust, and penicilin. So the worst possilbe situation for me would be the outdoor cafeteria of a seafood processing plant/lumber mill on a high pollen count day, where they only serve peanutbutter & jelly sandwhiches AND the only medicine left in the first aid closet for allergic reactions is penicillin. Wherever this place exists, I never want to go there.

11. I have an unusually weak ability to grow facial hair. I know 15 year olds who have full grown beards, while not shaving for two months leaves me looking like a bruised peach.

12. Back in grade school, when I used to be an altar server, I would eat hand fulls of communion wafers in the sacristy after cleaning the altar.

13. I ran over a turtle once. It's not a fun time for anyone.

14. The first time I watched The Exorcist was on Easter Sunday. Hey! I didn't know what is was about, AND I had never seen it before!

15. I went to a Catholic grade school, and I wasn't a big fan of tucking in my shirt. One day, my music teacher made an example out of me tucked in my shirt for me. Sooo can't I sue the school for sexual harassment or something? I mean she DID stick her hand down my pants.

16. Favorite candy bar? Easy! Twix!

17. Least favorite candy bar? Easy! Snickers! Helloooo? Peanuts.

18. Scared of clowns? No, of course not, I embrace them for they are also God's people. Except for that crazy one who lives in the sewers...gaah!

19. I once tried making grease trucks at home. I used Steakums, Ore-Ida french fries, and Tysons chicken strips. It was a travesty.

20. My middle name is Adelbert...please don't make fun of me.


Monday, August 27, 2007

http://www.gilesnorway.com


Friday, April 20, 2007

We Have Moved

Xanga, we've had some good times, we've had some bad times. Come visit me soon.

www.gilesnorway.com


Monday, March 26, 2007

I have no idea who looks at this. But if you're in the area in the next couple of months there are some great concerts that I would love to have company in attending. Peep it...

EPMD & Blacksheep 4/1 @ Sonar

Nas 4/3 @ Ramshead Live!

TV On The Radio 4/19 @ 930 Club

Chuck Brown & Friends 4/27 @ 930 Club

Say Anything & Saves The Day 5/6 @ Ramshead Live!

Ben Gibbard, David Bazan, and Johnothan Rice 5/10 @ 930 Club

Pretty Girls Make Graves 5/20 @ The Black Cat (their last tour ever)

The Sea and Cake 6/9 @ The Black Cat

Peter Framptom 6/19 @ Ramshead Live!

GET AT ME!


Thursday, September 14, 2006

For all the kids who go back like crew cuts...

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